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It
is incumbent on the cabin crew to take care of you during a flight.
Once, when I was flying on Japan Airlines, both the cabin temperature
and the supply of blankets were unusually low. When I complained
of the cold, a steward offered me his jacket. I declined politely,
of course, but thought the gesture a fine one.
A
colleague narrated an incident in which he asked the stewardess
for an extra drink during a meal. She replied, "You already
had one", and refused to serve it to him as she was busy. A
second and a third request were made to no avail, after which he
lost his patience and asked to speak to the chief steward. He was
busy, she informed him. On further enquiry, he was told that the
captain was also busy.
He
finally threatened to walk up to the cockpit to complain about the
rude behaviour, at which the stewardess promptly served him his
drink, thinking the matter would end there. When she realized he
intended to complain anyway, she apologized profusely and confessed
a complaint would cause her to lose her job as she was only a trainee.

While
there is little need to be excessive in your demands, it is important
for an international traveler to be given the rights due to a passenger,
and to be served food, drink or , blanket, for example, in reasonable
time. If this does not happen, ask to see the Chief steward and
request a complaint form.
Particular
care on this point must be taken if you are traveling economy because
cabin crew are sometimes overstretched and the crew-passenger ratio
on a full flight can make it quite tough on them. Passengers are
also known to have made a nuisance of themselves at times, especially
drunken ones.
There
are also other more basic things to watch out for: presurrisaiton
and dehydration. Presurisation results in an expansion of the body,
rendering tightfitting clothes, and shoes in particular, uncomfortably
tighter. Dehydration results not only in thirst, but also fatigue
and a general feeling of ill-being. The solution is to wear loose,
comfortable clothing and drink plenty of water.
To
counteract the effects of pressurization, wear spectacles instead
of contact lenses. Dehydration is kept at bay with plenty of nonalcoholic,
non-carbonated beverages - that is, water and juices. To combat
its external effects, a generous application of moisturizer on the
face, neck and arms helps.
Dandruff
also gets more pronounced during and after flights because of the
excessive dryness in the atmosphere, hence people with dandruff
should consider using anti-dandruff shampoo prior to and after the
flight.
The
discomforts of flying may not end with merely an itchy scalp. Some
medical experts claim that flying is hazardous to the health, especially
for older people. Those over 40 have less oxygen in their bodies
to begin with, making them especially vulnerable to blood clots,
chest pain and hypoxia (lowered oxygen levels in the blood). Blood
clots are also caused by being force to sit in cramped seats for
long periods of time, it is claimed.
To
help ease such problems, drink lots of water and eat light food.
Avoid aerated beverages as the gases in them add to body expansion
through stomach distention- a pity when champagne, that most aerated
of drinks, is being served on a complimentary basis on flights.
Alcohol of any kind is, of course, diuretic, as tea and coffee,
and must always be supplemented with plenty of non-aerated fluids
if you want to arrive in better shape. On the food front, stick
to light meals and snacks.
I
remember the case of a friend who, on a long haul to Japan, happily
ate everything he was offered, little realizing that he was consuming
four rather large meals in the space of 17 hours. He also drank
everything that came along. The result of the over-consumption:
straight to the hospital upon disembarkation!
There
are a variety of special meals available on flight that conform
to diet restrictions which passengers may have to observe for medical
or religious reasons. It is imperative to ask for these at the time
of making and reconfirming reservations.
Food
considerations aside, in-flight temperatures tend to be low, hence
a spare, easily accessed garment like a sweater or shawl will come
in handy. Always ask for a blanket (and extra pillows) if you need
it; there are usually enough to go around. The supply of oxygen
to the cabin area is sometimes reduced on long night flights, as
this is said to induce sleep.
To
combat stiffness of the limbs, which can be quite a problem after
a long haul, try and walk around the aircraft to the extent possible
without disturbing cabin crew service. Walk around, go to the toilet
or just move. Do this as much as possible as it gets the blood circulation
going. When you get the chance to stand up and move around, it is
also a good idea to stretch and do light isometric excercises as
well. When stretching or flexing your limbs, be careful not to knock
your neighbour in the process.
Inflight
Exercises
Here
are some exercises you can do within the restricted space on board.
Neck
and Shoulders
Keeping
shoulders relaxed, drop your head to your right shoulder and roll
it along the collar bone to your left shoulder. Hold this position
for a few seconds and then roll back. Repeat five to 10 times.
Rotate
shoulders by hunching your back and stretching shoulders upwards,
forwards, backwards and back upwards. Repeat five times then reverse
the direction of rotation.
Arms
and Hands
If
you can stand up and stretch out, rotate your arms in a circular
motion, one at a time. If not, place them on your seat rests and
raise the lower arm up from the elbow. When your hand is at the
level of your shoulder, raise the elbow till the upper arm is parallel
to the thighs. Lower and repeat this 10 times for each arm.
Rotate
wrists in both directions, similar to the arm rotations. For an
overhead stretch, raise both arms straight over your head. Grasp
one of your wrists with the opposite hand and pull the grasped arm
in a direction opposite to its shoulder. Hold this position for
a few seconds and alternate arms.
Legs
and Feet
Keep
the ball of your feet firmly on the ground, lift your heels till
you feel a stretch. Lower heels and lift your toes as high as they
can go, spreading them as wide as possible. Repeat 10 times.
Keep
your left foot on the ground, clasp your right knee with your hands
and lift it to your chest. Hold this position for a few seconds
and then lower the leg. Alternate legs, lifting each one five times.
If
you are vulnerable to backache, a long journey can cause much stiffness
and discomfort. Make it a habit to carry a small, thin cushion that
can be slipped into the space between the seat and your lower back.
Do not, however try to straighten the natural curve of your lower
back in the process. If a cushion is unavailable, substitute it
with a folded T-shirt or blanket. Also ensure that back trouser
pockets are free of wallets, keys and other objects as they can
affect your sitting posture and contribute to backache.
Upon
Disembarkation
The
walking that you do once you get off the plane (to get to the immigration
counter or baggage claim section, for example) helps to "loosen"
stiff joints a little. After checking into a hotel, some light exercise
or a stroll in and around the hotel helps to relax you further.
Things
to do While on Board
After
the accelerated pace of work that usually develops before a flight
(preparations for the flight itself, the holiday that follows or
the calls and meetings that have to be made on a business trip),
the time you spend on board is a good time to relax. However, travellers
tend to get restless before long. The completely different environment
in flight, coupled with the fact that there is little to do, generally
stimulates thought and creativity. Pen and pad, therefore, come
in extremely handy. Write letters, make notes of the things you
have to do or simply sketch and doodle. Inflight reading is another
activity. It can throw up interesting addresses, articles and news
items. These can prove invaluable in expanding both your knowledge
and information base, as well as your circle of contacts.
There
is a particular kind of business traveler who never misses an opportunity
to make a deal. Many business relationships have developed on planes.
In my experiences, American sales people are often the most active
on this front, taking full advantage of the "captive audience"
seated alongside them on an aircraft, and carrying this to even
greater heights when bad weather grounds aircraft and causes long
delays. They use the time to their advantage by throwing in impromptu
presentations and sales pitches.
Most
people, though, prefer to retain their privacy. This has its disadvantage
because, quite often, one misses the opportunity to interact with
interesting people. I once started chating with a friendly neighbour
who turned out to be the president of a large company in the United
States. By the end of the flight, he had offered me a job in New
York City which would pay me a quarter of a million dollars a year.
I was 31 years old then and was earning 20% of that amount. Although
I did not accept his offer, it did wonders for my ego.
On
another occasion, I received an offer for an interesting consulting
assignment from the president of a medium-sized company operating
in Europe. Unfortunately, a busy schedule did not allow me to take
it up.
It
is certainly worth striking up a conversation and seeing where it
takes you. Not very far perhaps, or only far enough for a brief
encounter. However, long-lasting friendships have been made this
way, or a good business deal struck. When trying to break the ice
first, do pay attention to the mood of the person you are attempting
to talk to. His or her general demeanour and body language will
give you enough to go on.
Enjoy
your flight for what it offers. One of my most memorable flights
was on Christmas Day, and I was traveling from the United States
to Europe. The entire flight was a big party… bonhomie ran
high, instant friendships were struck, and the crew and passengers
shared in the spirit of Christmas.
Inflight
entertainment, however, can come in quite another form. I was on
a domestic flight in West Africa. It was a small aircraft and I
had just settled into my seat. A lady walked in holding pots, pans,
what seemed to be a sack of clothes, and a basket with chickens
in it. She plonked herself into the seat next to mine and nonchalantly
placed the utensils in my lap! After some moments of confusion and
argument, I got up and placed her utensils in the galley. The rest
of the journey was relatively smooth. I was unnerved, however, to
discover later than 50 to 100 different livestock were traveling
on that flight as well.
I
also remember another flight incident which, while took place, left
little space for conversation. Yet when it was over, provided many
passengers with the perfect ice-breaker. The aircraft we were in
had just shuddered violently and dropped about 500 feet. The captain
announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, what we have just experienced
was a nasty lightning strike. There is nothing to be worried about
though, these 'birds' are designed to handle it!"
On
another occasion, en route from Lagos to Cameroon, the pilot made
this glib announcement, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard.
The weather is bad and the visibility is poor, but with the grace
of God, we should make it!" The passengers let out a collective
howl. When the captain was informed of this by the cabin crew, he
was back on the microphone again, "If you don't believe what
I said, just take a look out of the window!"
Be
cool in such cases, do not panic. In any event, there is little
that you can do so you might as well make the best of a flight,
even if it is bumpy. Abrupt changes in atmospheric pressure, either
on account of the weather or due to the presence of air pockets,
make for bumpy conditions that are no different from driving on
a bad road.
Most
aircraft are designed to work under these conditions if necessary.
While the skill of the pilot is an important factor, technological
advances help a great deal on this front.
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